I knew this day was coming. I mean three weeks in and I hadn't been reduced to a puddle of snot and tears. I will celebrate that it took three weeks!
I continue to dedicate myself to making friends. I have had a prospect in mind. A mommy that I
met through a mom’s club I joined but rarely participated in when we first moved
back to California. Over my spring break I went to an event. I also went to a
mom’s night out ornament exchange in December (major bore fest) and met a mom
that was also buying a house very close to ours. So I have been kinda courting her and trying
to make a connection. She has a kid close to Jonah’s age, she is from the Bay
Area, she has an advanced degree, her husband is younger than her, see lots in
common. We should hit it off and be fast
friends. Well we email and facebook but
she is super busy and we have never seemed to be able to connect despite living
blocks away from each other for several months.
Well last Friday an opportunity presented itself and I
jumped on it. She had invited me to a
mom’s event, but I actually had plans with my one friend for a 90 minute play
date. She had suggested I come to this
open gym thing and offered to loan me a sling to carry the baby around in. I have been trying to baby wear. Not because
I am buying into the whole natural momma I will create a genius if I wear,
sleep and nurse all the day (no judgments just not for me). But because I have
to chase after my hellion of a child and I want to actually leave the house this
summer. I had gotten the Ergo and the
infant insert with Jonah. I like the Ergo, but the insert seems a bit
suffocating and I found it unwieldy. I used it once.
People rave about the Moby, so I got a used one on ebay
and for the life of me I cannot get it and the baby on me correctly. The prospective friend suggested I try a ring
sling and on the spur of the moment said her and her two kids would come by in
the afternoon. She would help me with
it. Sounded great. They got here and
Jonah was still sleeping. He had been down for over two hours so I figured it
was safe to wake him. I opened his bedroom door, which is what we do when we
want to wake him. I ignored the copious
amount of data that I had accumulated over the past two years, that waking this
kid from a nap is not a good idea. He
can wake in the foulest of moods. Also earlier in the week when we had family
visiting he had a pretty strong reaction, shouting at them, ordering them to
leave, not to sit in certain places, not interacting with them, throwing his
present on the ground, ya know cringe inducing behavior. He has become more adamant that I put the
baby in the swing and be held more. I know this is all part of the adjustment
to having a baby sister, but it is still hard to watch your child upset and
also embarrassing.
So when Jonah finally got up, came out and saw these two
strange children playing with his toys and of course I had to be nursing the
baby at that moment, all hell broke loose.
He began screaming at the other children, “LEAVE NOW!!” When that didn't work, he yelled at them “THAT’S
ENOUGH!”. Then he went in the other room
and laid on the couch sobbing like I have never seen. I quickly texted Josh that he needed to quit
studying and come home from the library.
In the next 20 minutes while I
nursed, Jonah continued his emotional
behavior snatching his toys from these kids and such. The prospect tried to help, but he just
yelled at her and told her “NO TALKING”.
I WAS DYING!!!.
Finally Josh got there and took the kids in the back
yard. She began to show me how the sling
worked and put the baby on. The baby
began to scratch her since we have yet to be successful trimming her
fingernails because it has freaked us out. Josh did this when Jonah was a
newborn, but he was chill, this baby goes all fist pumping when we try. So the mommy fails were about to stack up.
Yep my child is rude and unruly and I
don’t take care of hygiene.
Josh then decided in his wisdom that he needed to come
inside and have a bowel movement followed by making himself something to drink.
Leaving the children unsupervised in the backyard. Now we will have Jonah in
the backyard by himself while we are close by and doing something in the house,
but it is for a short period of time. I
understand that another parent would probably not feel comfortable. Of course
when Josh is taking his supervising hiatus I am on boob lockdown because the
baby wanted to nurse again. I could see
the prospect getting increasingly worried (wipe faster Josh!). So when Josh
finally exited the bathroom I asked him to go outside and supervise the kids.
He replied he needed to get something to drink.
Add my husband is an ass to my list of fails.
Next one of her children came in crying holding his
face. Apparently Jonah had struck him
and left a mark. At this point I was
sweating profusely and horrified at how horribly everything was going. I made Jonah come in and apologize. (Later I
found out it was a complete accident).
We have been introducing discipline, it has not been that
effective. If we try to correct behavior
Jonah typically laughs in our faces, or ignores us. If we prompt him (it takes multiple prompts)
to say sorry he can become contrite. So I was trying to get him to say sorry. I
then got a lecture from the prospect on how that was not an effective strategy
and at her four year olds preschool they work on building empathy and care giving and that saying sorry is just being a parrot. I was done at this point and happy to see
that she was taking her kids home.
I did kinda learn how to use the sling. The next day I wore it at the park for an
hour and I have had a horrible back ache ever since. Super.
This is the thing. The play date was horrible on several
levels. I doubt this mom will ever socialize with me again. She could very well have gone home and talked
about me. She could have told other moms
in the group that I was a hot mess. Or
she could not. I don’t know her well
enough to predict what kind of person she is-judgy or understanding. And the
truth is, if she judges me, well she is not the type of friend I want. I rock on most days, this was a bad day. My ego would stand up to her judgments. However, not all of my ego would. As we sat at dinner that night, I kept having
flashbacks to the horrible afternoon and proclaiming to Josh what a disaster it
was, and schooling him to hold his shit and supervise goddammit!!! And then the voices in my head started
railing on me. I had been nursing
constantly all day and the baby just would not settle. I finally gave her a
bottle of formula and she had been conked out for two hours. I was feeling like a nursing fail despite
previously being so pleased with how nursing was going. I felt like a fraud as a school psychologist
who couldn't control her two year old. Oh yeah, prospect cracked a joke about
my profession and parenting. And then
this mean thought entered my head; “It is probably a good thing you are not a
stay home mom, you couldn't hack it and your kids are better off being parented
by others part of the time.” Yeah my
mind went there and I sat at the dinner table bawling.
Almost no one can make me feel like such tremendous shit
like I can. Why have I been able to not
care so much what other’s think of me, but still judge myself so harshly? I guess it is something I need to work
on. Being nicer to myself.
I have signed Jonah up for many activities this summer,
and I am hoping maybe I will maybe make some friends that way. Sigh.